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So many live pensioners have been declared dead in Colombia that misclassified breathing people can apply at government offices for an official “Survival Certificate”. Arturo Suspe, 87, was one such victim. His $133-per-month pension was canceled, so he went to Bogota to stand in line for his certificate. But before he could get to the front of the line, he dropped dead of a heart attack. (Reuters) ...At least he was able to avoid a lot of red tape and paperwork.

Prove It
So many live pensioners have been declared dead in Colombia that misclassified breathing people can apply at government offices for an official “Survival Certificate”. Arturo Suspe, 87, was one such victim. His $133-per-month pension was canceled, so he went to Bogota to stand in line for his certificate. But before he could get to the front of the line, he dropped dead of a heart attack. (Reuters) ...At least he was able to avoid a lot of red tape and paperwork.